My 17th birthday is coming up so in the spirit of the occassion I am making a wishlist of all the presents I want but will most probably not get.....
♥Nikon D60 Not holding your smooth quality plastic body in my hands 'snaps' my heart in two.
♥Alexander McQueen Ankle Boots My sole yearns for your bright pink "fit bum"
♥Lace Azzedine Alaia Dress You bring all the boys to the yard yet your grace is unwavering and your price depletes my life savings and then some and you make me write non-sensical rambling sentences
♥Janome 6600P Sewing Machine My mother thinks I'll cast you aside like my keyboard, tennis racquet, yoga kit game boy but she's wrong.
♥Nu+Nan Cut Off Acid Wash Shorts
Even at $60 my funds won't allow it, damn you funds.
♥Marc by MJ Neon Lights Blouse I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
♥Ann Demeulemeester Dress I DIE!
oh and
♥A Hot Pink Dress Form [E-bay link: Click, Click, Click] Hint, Hint, Nudge Nudge Mummy dearest.
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A ticket into Chase Scholars next year or even Foundations or even a cosy Janitor Job, I'm down for whatever.
♥An academic enthusiast who will do my assessments for me. Sure Tash, when pigs fly and your butt starts refusing to be "swollen".
"hello, I wear schoolboys cap and oxford brogues. I can do your schoolwork for you yes?"
Well, I'm just going to go drown my sorrows in magnesium sulfate now.
♥Nikon D60 Not holding your smooth quality plastic body in my hands 'snaps' my heart in two.
♥Alexander McQueen Ankle Boots My sole yearns for your bright pink "fit bum"
♥Lace Azzedine Alaia Dress You bring all the boys to the yard yet your grace is unwavering and your price depletes my life savings and then some and you make me write non-sensical rambling sentences
♥Janome 6600P Sewing Machine My mother thinks I'll cast you aside like my keyboard, tennis racquet, yoga kit game boy but she's wrong.
♥Nu+Nan Cut Off Acid Wash Shorts
Even at $60 my funds won't allow it, damn you funds.
♥Marc by MJ Neon Lights Blouse I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
♥Ann Demeulemeester Dress I DIE!
oh and
♥A Hot Pink Dress Form [E-bay link: Click, Click, Click] Hint, Hint, Nudge Nudge Mummy dearest.
♥
A ticket into Chase Scholars next year or even Foundations or even a cosy Janitor Job, I'm down for whatever.
♥An academic enthusiast who will do my assessments for me. Sure Tash, when pigs fly and your butt starts refusing to be "swollen".
"hello, I wear schoolboys cap and oxford brogues. I can do your schoolwork for you yes?"
Well, I'm just going to go drown my sorrows in magnesium sulfate now.
Au'voir!
